Ok Amherst College, you can’t tweet THIS and play it off like it’s not attention seeking behavior…
We understand, everybody wants a piece of the glory– So, without further ado, from the site that brought you the All NESCAC Hockey Hair Team we bring you:
“The Annual Lord Jeffrey Amherst Blanketed Lip Awards”*
The verdict: A subtle ginger fuzz, like the underbelly of a moderately poisonous caterpillar
The verdict: Luigi, with a dash of San Quentin
The verdict: You just don’t see stache girth like that anymore
The verdict: Sloppy punch drinker, foxy effect nonetheless
The verdict: Is that…calico?
The verdict: A controversial inclusion to be sure,
but we just can’t shake the feeling that this is a naked and psychologically
confused upper lip
that is literally convinced it is a mustache.
The verdict: Bird tracks quite frankly
The verdict: Makes us want to sing the National Anthem
The verdict: Oh you fancy, huh?
The verdict: What it lacks in symmetry it makes up for in hatching. We can see the brush strokes…
The verdict: Frida Kahlo’s eyebrow just had a hot fit
We can only imagine…
Editor’s note: this was funnier when Arne didn’t have a roster picture
The verdict: Curves in all the right places
The verdict: A one lane road to an exclusive vineyard
The verdict: Everything in a janitor’s bucket and more
You got a little something on your face…
*Note, after last year’s hysterics we didn’t use numbers this year. Apparently some feelings were hurt…That binary scale really comes back to bite you in the bum bum.