Chubby kids, turtle sexualization, marketing strategy…
Next time you are hard up on cognitive stimulation try reading Thought Catalog. We just discovered it this morning and we’re already obsessed.
Initially, facebook brought us to this “Suburban Dictionary”
but there was so much more in store:
(he would be absurdly chill to hang out with)
(WHY did nobody ever show us this, if we ever got on chat with a ped now all we would know how to do is stop, drop, and roll…chat roulette anyone?)
(women everywhere fill pages with “taking out the trash”)
(Gold Ranger, I choose you! Wait, was that not an option?)