Things we like #3: Jersey Shore reruns

Jersey Shore reruns– the late night Taquito of television. Mindless consumption for no reason other than “we can.”

It is difficult to remember a time before the letters GTL struck indignation in the hearts of every genuine Italian- American. Thank you Jersey Shore for being a blight on our thoughtspace– an otherwise highly intellectual landscape. Thank you for cutting the golf tan (John Boehner) down to size. Thank you for reminding us to do our laundry in between cursing out our roommates and falling on grenades…

because it’s a hard world out there, but our abs are harder.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s