Artifacts of life


One of our sources found this scrawled on a piece of birchbark out in the Bowdoin football field. Kids…

“We wish you a Happy Ivies

We wish you a Happy Ivies

We wish you a Happy Ivies and a Natty Light beer

 

No chidings we wish for you as you sin;

No chidings (it’s Ivies!) so have a light beer!

 

Oh bring us some copulation

Oh bring us some copulation

Oh bring us some copulation and a damn cup of beer

 

We won’t leave until we “get some”

We won’t sleep until we “get some”

We won’t leave until we “get some” so we might sleep right here

 

We wish you a Happy Ivies

We wish you a Happy Ivies

We wish you a Happy Ivies and a Natty Light beer.”

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