How to go to Wesleyan


Step 1: Make self- referential political statements within political statements by implying that those who criticize higher education can’t spell.

Step 2: Turn happy songs into songs that make you want to kill yourself.

Step 3: Start a cheese co- op. Learn how to say Cato Corner Farm in Colchester 5 times fast.

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