It has been said in many a high school chemistry class that water is the “universal solvent.” Maybe water can dissolve salt and sugar and boron and ish but to melt the hardness between human hearts there is only one substance: plaid.
WASPs. Red necks. Hipsters– hold aloft your perpendicularly lined cloth and wave it in the breezes of good will. We’re all just trying to hide the same stains. peasluvtartan