1. How would you spend a day as Chuck Norris?
2. Describe your design for a Tea Party rally.
3. Should there be suffrage for small woodland animals?
4. Tell us intimate details about your parents’ divorce and your ensuing insecurities.
5. Why is A- Rod?
6. Would you rather be lactose intolerant or a laxtitute?
7. Examine your favorite childhood board game from a Freudian perspective. Does chess spell Trouble for your Oedipus complex?
8. What part of the Teddy Graham do you eat first?
9. Are you a sociopath, why or why not?
10. How Jumbo are you really…