*So you may have noticed the conspicuous absence of hipsters in The Five Kinds of People You Will Find (in the ‘Cac) but that’s only because the inclusion would have been too “obvious.”
And because hipsters aren’t people.
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You know who else doesn’t know how to be embed? Hipsters. Ooooooooo.
*In an ironically predictable twist of irony, this post was written by a hipster.