Because we didn’t get into an Ivy League and will freely admit it anonymously on the internet:
Ode to Intellectual Superiority Complexes
Oh you who spell Moleskin with an “e”
Writing your angst in an expensive diary
Referencing French films with a curt Bonjour
Took French AP and got a 4
HA… you thought we didn’t know?
J’adore! But what we really love
Are your ironic jorts you wh— oops!
We won’t say,
We’ll watch you silkscreen
Shirts with Che
And lecture your classmates
On the evils of The Fray
(stoned hobos over sell- outs N E DAY.)
You Mr. Zola with your “J’accuse!”
Tossed out when you deem a work cliché
Will be condemned to a room in hell
With Twilight fans
And Bieber on replay.
Quote, we invite you, Kant and Proust
Smoke your peace pipe (we’ll not oust!)
But remember Mr. Donne (you shit)
We too wrote a poem…and this is it.