Dear laptop


From now on “fulfill” is the chosen successor to “understand.”

And your obstinance will no longer be tolerated. Until you are Adele, you cannot take smoking breaks or brood when you are feeling the effects of crumbs in your keyboard.

Alas, you are not Adele– you are a Dell. A dirty one at that.

Scum.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s