Good news

62% of College students CAN go 10 minutes without checking their laptop, smartphone, or tablet.

You know what this means? Hold on I’m getting a text.

This means that 62% of us are still playing Monopoly with the family, with a switchblade in our sock if we’re committed. 62% are having quality time uninterrupted by Shaq’s retirement and tornado warnings. Devoting hours at a time to rattling the old Boggle cube in order to show off our shake weight muscles. Probably reading some Nat Geo on the John like we have no tweets to reply to. Soaking our cuticles in oil from the motherland…

62% of us get it. We know what life is about. What the HELL is wrong with the rest of you…

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