Time to tickle your dick…
1. One of these activities could eventually kill you. hint: it doesn’t involve tobacco
2. After the third time I woke up screaming this my parents bought me a nightlight and a dehumidifier.
3. I actually don’t remember why I favorited this one. I guess it just rang true at the time…but right now I smell like dish soap and midlife crisis.
4. Wax Lebron’s armpits, transfer to Skidmore, wear lead teeth…
5. The other 20% are transvestites.
6. Heard that’s a pretty fluid field
7. Really? I won MVP.
8. Clip both with the same clip. Bam. Done.
9. Sibling nicknames, suicide edition
10. I live in a small shack by a large pond. #exemption
11. Well if some of the guys are hot, then I would say yeah it is a sport.
12. “How’s the Ferrari…You mean you have more than one?!” #thingsIhearatwork
13. This is her back-up plan.