Yet another Thought Catalog piece about Liberal Arts school that is grossly off the mark.
Money quote: “People who go to liberal arts colleges were clearly not hugged enough as a child.”
You wanna bet?
Indeed Thought Catalog your “Guide to Dressing Like a Liberal Arts College Student” has caused me to question your credentials in every way.
Admit it; you were homeschooled up until graduate school. You don’t know what “salted” means. You’ve never heard of White Panda. You…ok I’m done, but rest assured I will break down your throne of lies K-NEX piece by K-NEX piece:
Guide to Dressing Like a Liberal Arts College Student #inthecac
TC’s look: Mischa Barton In A Psych Ward
Our look: “I’m about to work out,” and the related “I just worked out” (same clothes, different color)
TC’s look: Maybe I’m Gay
Our look: I support Gay Marriage (read the t-shirt, DUH)
TC’s look: I Am Every Character From My So-Called Life
Our look: I am every character from The O.C.
TC’s look: The Only Thing I’ve Eaten In Three Days Is My ADD Medication
Our look: I’m on the Michelle Obama diet
TC’s look: Everyone Is Jealous Of Me And I Can Understand Why
Our look: Nobody else wears suspenders and I can’t understand why
TC’s look: My parents won’t call me back
Our look: My mother won’t stop texting me
TC’s look: This Outfit Is A Genderfuck
Our look: Future DILF
TC’s look: I Love The Craft And If I Wear Black Lipstick I’ll Be A Witch
Our look: I’ve never been hunting but I sure do love this hunting coat!
TC’s look: Don’t Panic My Dress Is Organic
Our look: It’s ok, I have tights on underneath
TC’s look: Stop Looking At Me, Okay, You Can Look At Me
Our look: feast. your. eyes. these biceps don’t lie
TC’s look: I’m Scared 2 Graduate
Our look: Read my Harvard graduate school sweatpants…bitch