“It’s that time of year again already?!”
Why yes Alyssa, it is.
When the Donald Trump (Shit) owned Miss ‘Cac 2011 pageant airs on primetime millions(?) of prep school dreamers will tune in to watch the next Miss ‘Cac get crowned.
This year’s Miss Wes is a self- described “Coacherella” who says it’s a toss- up between World Peace and Ke$ha’s death at the hands of Israeli security. Can she turn that vintage bag into a Miss ‘Cac 2011 sash?
Miss Midd is an early frontrunner among viewer polls, but will her keg- tapping skills be enough to win over the judges?
All of this remains to be seen in the competition that leaves contestants thinking: