Etc, e.g., i.e., and n.b. from the sports world today:
-$156,679.74. I hope they tipped well.
-So. Bruins parade. I wish I could say I joined my friends for a 9 AM drink or 10, but I did not. Did you? Stories of general debauchery in the comment section are appreciated, even if they’re fictionalized.
-The Los Angeles Dodgers fan who very well may have killed a San Francisco Giants after a game earlier this season will be in jail for the next 10 months, and then he’ll have his trial for the beating. Is it un-‘Cac like to wish for someone to rot in hell? Like that wouldn’t be very liberal, now would it, bro? Too bad.
-Wimbledon started today. Here’s to hoping this doesn’t happen again (on my birthday, no less).
-Williams wins 13th consecutive Director’s Cup, whatever that is. Also, has clever headline creators. Middlebury finishes second. Amherst fourth. Colby a cool 116th. Let’s go Mules!
-RIP Ryan Dunn. There should be a readily available highlight compilation of your work because it is transcendent. Especially the part where you put a toy car inside of a condom into your rectum. #classic