Etc, e.g., i.e., and n.b. from the sports world today:
-Uhm hate to break it to you kid but you’re doing it all wrong. Seriously where’s the footwork? Ever heard of a recovery step? And where’s the topspin on the forehand? Babolat racket? Bush league. Step your game up or you’re gonna end up on Conn College or Hamilton.
–Bill Simmons throws some shit at the wall and some of it sticks.
-I’m only 20. But only for 41 more minutes. Your preemptive birthday wishes are appreciated.