First World Problems

We haz them.

There is ALWAYS a line to get into the dining hall on chicken tender night. College is expensive. My Sperrys smell like dead things. The beer is out. I forgot to vote. I keep pocket dialing my ex on my iPhone. I really want to leave this Middlebury hockey alumni event early. They took away our NESCAC trophy. I’m getting fat. The gym is closed on Friday nights. My grandparents keep trying to take me out to dinner. We have to build a bigger garage. I got a parking ticket on my Hummer…did I mention the line outside the dining hall?



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