According to this article in Vanity Fair, the new thing is to send your kids to summer camps that teach them how to be rich. Maybe they were born with it, maybe it’s Maybelline? Erm, no. Dis is wack.
Here’s what we did at my summer camp, where the only salad fork you were going to get was a pronged stick from behind the shower house.
Full body paint:
Help campers pack Jam in trunk boxes:
Early morning glass polishing:
Finger-knit nautical themed pashmina afghans:
Keep things PG:
Look at this:
IF IT AIN’T BROKE DON’T FIX IT.