1. That is strange; I didn’t know Asians did pedicures…
2. But did you eventually get the light bulb screwed in?
3. What?! Really guys, who retweeted this because I am DEFINITELY not following…oh wait. hehehe…
4. Juicy: over, and over, and over again
5. So let me get this straight…if you’re sleeping in tomorrow, wouldn’t that make tomorrow the greatest day? #justsayin
6. Three letters, idol judge…nope can’t do it
7. Napping is my real life, everything else is just a diversion #inception
8. So your cat is bad at unpacking, big deal
9. Bowdoin College: douchier than you! #brokerbackmountain
10. There was a joke that I was going to make but I’m not going to make it because I have self-control and what goes on in the locker room is really none of my business #3xthebutt
11. What ginger people have done to the rest of the world, however, can: trauma
12. Little do they know that WWIII will be a “who wore it better: lululemon pants and tramp stamp”
13. Wroughting– as in my intellect. Also, sweet name bro.
14. I dream about feta/craisin/tuscan panini day you have no idea.
15. So choose the ice cream
16. Eh, it’s all about what you put in it. I bet he/she is rocking 3 spoonfuls of brown sugar and honey. #bignono
17. All hell breaks loose when there isn’t enough nip to go around
18. Not weird at all– have you tried those chocolate covered Colgate patties?
19. Famous last tweets
20. Tweet game on fire
21. And this diploma would make a great Marauder’s Map! #recycling
22. Approximately $53,000 times 4 (see above)
23. With pail and shovel sauce
24. Also, unstoned
25. No Forever 21 in the National Mall?
26. Notable for four hashtags
27. Y iS Amurica SlIppING?!
28. That awkward moment IRL when dead bodies move
29. It’s not all toots and widdles or whatever you Brits are saying these days
WALL OF SHAME