Dear SAUCE


I really didn’t want to like this video in the first place, so maybe I should wait to salt the SAUCE and allow them the opportunity to address a few questions.

 

Dear SAUCE, do you like wood?

 

Dear SAUCE, do you realize that’s the improper use of a koozie?

 

Dear SAUCE, do you have a low cold tolerance, or is that just one of those ugly sweatshirt parties?

 

Dear SAUCE, was that tattoo only available in Times New Roman, or was that font part of your grand plan for it to be legible from space?

 

Dear SAUCE, does this shirt come in scratch- and-sniff baby prostitute scent?

 

Dear SAUCE, how many girls have bought this shirt for their boyfriends to prevent them from cheating?

 

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