1. You know, white. Like T-Pain…and Miles Davis. #jazzonaboat
2. I’ve always regretted not being able to fight in ‘Nam, not being born and all.
3. Swag never left.
4. I forget why I favorited this. I think I was craving crunchy noodles and those teeny tiny orange slices.
5. Some of my deepest one-sided conversations were with SmarterChild. #truestory
6. I do that at Christmas! But with It’s A Wonderful Life and the snow covered suburbs.
7. Hold on, let me consult my spreadsheet.
8. Brunches who betch: http://bit.ly/aTElT8
10. You know it’s time for retirement when you can feel your teeth jiggling as you brush your butt.
11. 7 Guys 1 Duplex