A Message to the Maine


Not a lot of excitement happens in Maine, so when it does we try and ride the high as long as possible. Everybody knows that Boston is the capital of Maine, so winning the Stanley Cup will probably be Hannafords check out line fodder until oh… 2015?

Enter Bruins’ goalie Tim Thomas. In corn maze form. For a mere $9 you can pop up to Fryeburg and find your way to the heart of his Jersey.  I hope to see a Bowdoin hockey photo taken in the middle of that zero, cause baby that’s the closest to zero our team’s ever gonna be.

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Well shit son...

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