If the letters I,R,E,E,N not necessarily in that order make you want to stick a fork in your eye you can just skip the Irene tweets. Don’t worry, I’m sure another natural disaster will soon efface this one’s bad jokes. IRENE, GET BACK IN THE DEPTHS OF RECENT HISTORY WITH EARTHQUAKE, WHERE YOU BELONG. And you two better not be having sex in there. The last thing we need is an earthacane.
1. Or squirrel, or taxi, or cheese wheel…
5. You know, the Federalist style ones.
1. I didn’t retweet. #childsplay
8. No you dumbasss, can’t you see the masks?
9. One, where you were eating. Two, you couldn’t work Emma Stone into this story somehow? #comeonnow
10. So guys, what is the 411? What has everyone been up to? What is the hot gossip? #yougirlskeepmeyoung