The Human Slingshot Slip And Slide Looks Alright


-But only alright. ‘Cactastic.

-Amherst’s Ben Cherington ’96 is in the running to become the next General Manager of the Chicago Cubs. The Cubs are 59-77. Everybody’s gotta start somewhere.

-Last night, the Yankees beat the Red Sox 5-2, and Francisco Cervelli and his three (3) career home runs became forever known as Fucking Francisco Cervelli. Prick.

-Move in day for Williams and Wesleyan. Upper-classmen, please act accordingly.

 

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