Everybody wants a scoop

The Gelato Fiasco is the richest and creamiest of the gems in Brunswick’s crown. Conveniently located about as far as I’m willing to walk down Maine St for an Italian dessert, it often speaks to me in a language that only college students and the morbidly obese can understand. It’s a silent language mainly, but if I had to put words to it it would go a little something like this:

“Cake Batter all up in your Snozberry? Strawberries and Cream on your Brown Sugar Fig? Lemon Tart! We’ll Cookie Sandwich your Toasted Marshmallow like a Poisonberry Pumpkin Schnapps Expresso. Rainbow Sprinkles everywhere. Be cool Caramel Treacle Tits. Be cool.”

What I’m trying to say is that Gelato Fiasco is the best. And even random people in a cafe know it…

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