I am so pumped, so pumped that I cannot express my feelings in a witty manner, my apologies, to be a Williams student right now (never mind my two papers that are due next week). Why, you ask? Five words. First “First Fridays” with Timeflies. That’s right ladies and gentlemen. Timeflies will be here in Billsville tomorrow to kick off the first party of the year. I suspect a major rager. I can only hope that we aren’t mistaken for William and Mary, or even better, “Williams and Mary”.
The worst part of being number one is when no one knows who you are,