Texts from the opposite sex as literary periods

Between 8:00 AM and 3:00 PM, The Age of Reason– Operating under the influence of sobriety, I will now showcase my dashing wit.

#1: What’s your stance on abortion?

#2: Use condoms.

#1: Oh…hahahaha

3 hours later…

#1: Hello?

Between 3:00PM and 8:00PM, The Romantic Period- Making grandiose plans

#1: Hey! Do you want to grab dinner with me?! It’s chicken tender night!

#2: k

Between 8:00PM and 12:30AM, The Modern Period- The American Dream  is dead but my genitals aren’t

#1: Suck my pipe dream?

#2: Ew! Gr30doss!

#2: Where arch U?

Between 12:30AM and 8:00AM, Post- Modernism– This means nothing.

#1: fuck

#2: u

#1: k

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