1. After Beyonce, Gaga. After Gaga, Obama.
2. I tried this…his name was Hank…He asked for meth…
3. So it begins.
4. Please please pleeeaase for the love of god don’t tell them that you went here
5. That is THE most creative euphemism for herpes I have ever heard. Ever.
7. WORD sir.
8. I see what you did there.
9. Too ‘Cac to function
What’s worse then a dirty hipster? A clean hipster.
Gov Major Problems
Gov Major Redemption
Hunter boots: they’re like a “thing”