Panic? Me? No way! He ho ha ha he ho!
Freaking out. Freaking out. If the Red Sox lose the next three to the (they will never not be called the) Devil Rays, you can find me chillin’ with Vince Young on suicide watch. And if they don’t make the playoffs, I think McShaq will have to step up his output because Fine China will cease to exist.
And to top if all off, Colby’s playing Middlebury in all sorts of affairs this weekend. We all already know how that’s going to turn out.