2. Too Cornell
3. If everyone is sexy #inthecac, is anyone?
5. Mr. A to Z you C I’m all about the wordplay
6. Still a douche, still socially acceptable
7. Wasn’t planning on it
8. A little less LMO a little more A #lmao #getttitt
9. Spent my precious early morning hours stroking Tyler’s ego, little did she know she had already made TOW…
10. Threats and coercion, it’s cool
14. Idk, I’d lay that…
15. I HAVE NEVER NOT UNDERSTOOD A SITUATION MORE AND WISHED I WAS THERE SO BADLY
17. Consecutive 90’s tweets. The only difference was that Joy wasn’t sorry…
18. I’m a State Farm girl-next-door…call me.
19. #word 2 #yourmom
22. Hit it and quit it…Like a bird.
23. With weapons they have smuggled, for a thousand yearrrsssss
24. I’m assuming you mean this…