But who will make the coffee?


According to an article in the NYT, Wes grad Alex Footman ’09 is suing Fox Searchlight for basically treating him like a slave on the set of Black Swan instead of according him the proper educational benefits of being an intern. Yeah, that sucks, but from an objective standpoint there’s only one way to handle this:

1. For every sighting the intern had of Mila Kunis detract $200 from the claim.
2. For every sighting the intern had of Natalie Portman subtract $1,000 from the claim.
3. For every sighting of Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman making out the intern owes $5,000 to Fox Searchlight.

Now make me a sandwich.

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