Dreamin’ of a White Halloween


HAPPY WHITE HALLOWEEN MONDAY

(even though the snow has obviously melted for today, versus the weekend)

it is because it is monday and i have been in #clubtisch all day (and most of last night) that i feel as though it’s totes okay for me to write not only in complete abrevs but also in lowercase. i promise my grammar will be a plus, though.

i have a few questions before i create a jump to this post:

1. WHY IS PARENT’S WEEKEND THE WEEKEND OF HALLOWEEN?!

2. WHY DO I HAVE THREE MIDTERMS THIS WEEK AND A PAPER DUE, AFTER HALLOWEEN WEEKEND and (for emphasis, it is lower case) PARENT’S WEEKEND??!!

3. WHY IS IT SNOWING IN OCTOBER?!!!?!?!?!111

4 (and most important). WHY. DO. TUFTS. STUDENTS. WEAR. DUMB. COSTUMES. ?

i will attempt to answer all of these questions below the jump.

so for you all jumbos out there, i hope you had a warmer halloween than i did. that is almost sexy and/or adorable (because i choose to be both at the same time) running around in a short, short army outfit in the midst of winter in OCTOBER. i say almost because i think i rocked that shit. actually, i know i did.

what tufts looked like friday morning

what tufts looked like friday evening

the answers to these questions made no sense as i stumbled around 123 wondering when i was getting home because all i had to do was study and i was praying that my mom had made it home okay via american airlines because my phone went mysteriously missing (possibly in my bra or in the empty cup i was holding, which was not and never will be okay). but i have had some time to think about the questions, and i think i may finally have some answers (although they may not really be coherent, or make any sense whatsoever):

1. WHY IS PARENT’S WEEKEND THE WEEKEND OF HALLOWEEN?!

because tufts is cruel. because tufts knows that ideally, the leaves have all turned to pretty colors and it’s right in the middle of midterms, when students want free food from their parents. they also know that it makes students possibly want to study. this is counterproductive, though, because one cannot possibly study while trying to make time for their parents. and who brings their parents into tisch library with them (oh wait, i saw about 10 freshmen do that. lame.).

2. WHY DO I HAVE THREE MIDTERMS THIS WEEK, AFTER HALLOWEEN WEEKEND and (for emphasis, it is lower case) PARENT’S WEEKEND??!!

because professors at tufts do not celebrate halloween. IT IS MIDTERMS TIME GODDAMNIT, and that is the way things are done here.

3. WHY IS IT SNOWING IN OCTOBER?!!!?!?!?!111

global warming is a true phenomena and god is crying cold, wet (frozen) tears on the world.

4 (and most important). WHY. DO. TUFTS. STUDENTS. WEAR. DUMB. COSTUMES. ?

honestly. HONESTLY. i was on the porch of one of our frats just chillin (read: making fun of people) with some brothers and a kid, i swear to god, dressed as a narwhal with a pointy thing taped to his head that was at least 2 feet long, tried to get in. let me tell you something, narwhal boy. one, that is not a way to get into a party. you literally could have pushed a fire alarm with that thing. you also would have poked some hot girl’s eyeball out and it just is not a way to get girls. two, there is no reason for anyone to ever make one’s self wear all light blue, and then tie something to one’s head in college. there are really, really great costumes out there. i applaud your efforts, but save that for TODAY (monday) for when you walk to and from class and give everyone a laugh.

i saw hot costumes (lara croft, cops, IMF robed men, soccer players) and i saw weird costumes (narwhal, snowman, tetris people). but i mainly saw weird costumes. tufts, please get on your game. we all had our tufts goggles on that night, but with those costumes all i wanted to do was fog them up some more. i expect more next year. really.

7 thoughts on “Dreamin’ of a White Halloween

      • But jokes aside– writing is juvenile and subpar. It lacks the elegance demonstrated by the rest of the ‘cac bloggers.

      • so then why don’t YOU write for in the cac while i study for three midterms, complete two essays that count as midterms and finish data entry for my internship, hm?

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