Amherst Sports, on how to raise money:
Wesleying commentors, on the Tony Marx scandal:
My mother, on her repeated use of :j as an emoticon:
“LuT & BTW j is an emo. It stands 4 JOY. So 😮 :j means Oh Joy! I just made that up! LUT m”
I don’t make these things up. I just report them.