Hello Fellow CBB-ers,
Does this look like fun?
Does James Bond have a goldfinger, hmmmm?
I think the real question is what are you willing to do to bring the Barstool Blackout Tour to the CBB? Are you willing to slide your sausages across your track pad and click this link?
If enough Bowdoin, Bates, and Colby students show interest on FB the Blackout tour could come to Lewiston. And let me just stand on my soapbox for a second here and say it doesn’t even matter if your read the Stool or if you’ve even heard of it. If you like black lights, and house music, and having a good time this is your event. If you think that a bunch of attractive people being attractive with eachother is the only hope for making Lewiston tolerable this is your event. If Deadmau once appeared in a dream and told you to lead his people out of monotony, this is your event.
In conclusion, if you want to shake up the state of Maine for the first time since it fell off Massachusetts throw your support behind the Barstool Blackout Tour. And remember: ask not what the ‘Cac can do for you, ask what YOU can do for the ‘Cac.
P.S.: On this week’s Viva La Stool–that better not be OUR Trinity. But just in case, everyone should show me their taaatatatas.